facebeef
When people argue online like they’re in a courtroom, but no one actually cares enough to show up in real life.
'You’re the worst human being I’ve ever known!', said by someone who hasn’t spoken to them in two years.
'I’m going to die before I ever talk to you again!', said by someone who’s just mad they didn’t get the last laugh.
'You’re a disgrace to the human race!', said by someone who’s just mad they didn’t get a better post.'