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When people turn Facebook into a trash can and throw insults at each other like they’re in a lunchroom fight.
'You look like a raccoon in a clown suit!', said by someone who’s never had a real argument before.
'I don’t even know you and I hate your life!', said by someone who’s just mad they’re not getting enough likes.
'You’re the reason I can’t sleep at night!', said by someone who’s just mad because their ex posted a selfie.'
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When people argue online like they’re in a courtroom, but no one actually cares enough to show up in real life.
'You’re the worst human being I’ve ever known!', said by someone who hasn’t spoken to them in two years.
'I’m going to die before I ever talk to you again!', said by someone who’s just mad they didn’t get the last laugh.
'You’re a disgrace to the human race!', said by someone who’s just mad they didn’t get a better post.'
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When someone watches two people fight online and thinks they’re the best at being a third wheel.
'They’re like a broken video game, they just keep going and going.', said by someone who’s just watching the chaos.
'I can’t believe they’re still fighting over a comment from last year.', said by someone who’s just there for the show.
'They’re not even friends, and they’re still mad about a stupid post.', said by someone who’s just there for the drama.'
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