facebay
A place on Facebook where people try to sell junk or stupid stuff for way too much or way too little. It's like a weird auction but with more drama and less sense.
I sold my old toaster for $100. It was broken. I'm rich now. Probably not.
Bought a bike for $5. It had a flat tire and a broken seat. I'm now the king of sad bikes.
My aunt sold her wedding dress for $20. It was pink. I cried.