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A place on Facebook where people try to sell junk or stupid stuff for way too much or way too little. It's like a weird auction but with more drama and less sense.

I sold my old toaster for $100. It was broken. I'm rich now. Probably not.

Bought a bike for $5. It had a flat tire and a broken seat. I'm now the king of sad bikes.

My aunt sold her wedding dress for $20. It was pink. I cried.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facebook's version of a marketplace where people buy and sell stuff that makes no sense. It’s like a used car lot but for your soul.

My uncle bought a lamp for $500. It glows. It also screamed at him.

I sold my pet goldfish for $10. It’s now in a bag. It’s mad.

My mom bought a couch for $3. It collapsed. Now we sleep on the floor.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A Facebook feature where you can buy and sell stuff that’s either barely used or completely useless. It’s like a garage sale but with more judgment.

I bought a blender for $2. It doesn’t work. I’m now a blender ghost.

My dad sold his old TV for $1. It’s now in my brother’s room. It’s broken.

I bought a $5000 chair for $10. It’s now my throne. I’m king.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A Facebook thing where you can buy stuff that’s either worth a fortune or totally worthless. It’s like a game show but with more disappointments.

I sold my mom’s old hair dryer for $100. It didn’t work. I’m now a hair dryer king.

Bought a $2000 watch for $5. It’s now my most expensive watch. I’m rich.

My brother sold his old phone for $10. It was broken. Now he’s broke.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facebook’s weird place where people buy and sell stuff that’s either good or totally garbage. It’s like a used clothing store but for everything.

I bought a jacket for $10. It’s now my favorite jacket. I’m happy.

My sister sold her old shoes for $100. They were pink. She’s now rich and weird.

I bought a $5000 computer for $5. It’s now my new brain. I’m smart.

by Slangipedia 3d ago