facebatical - When you quit Facebook for a little bit but still come back

When you quit Facebook for a little bit but still come back because you’re too selfish to let it go.

I’m on a facebatical because my mom’s Facebook group is too loud.

I took a facebatical because my brother posted 15 pictures of his new beard.

My facebatical is fake because I posted a comment on my uncle’s post.