facebatical

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When you stop posting on Facebook for a long time but still come back because you’re too weak to quit.

I’m taking a facebatical because my feed is full of my ex’s vacation pics.

My facebatical started when I realized my cousin posted 17 pictures of her cat.

I’m on a facebatical because my mom keeps tagging me in every group chat.

A temporary escape from Facebook that you take just to avoid your aunt’s constant life updates.

My facebatical began after my aunt posted a video of her dog doing yoga.

I’m on a facebatical because my uncle started a Facebook group for his old high school friends.

I took a facebatical because my cousin’s baby is now on Facebook.

When you log off Facebook for a while but still check it every 10 minutes because you’re too lazy to quit.

I’m on a facebatical but still check my Facebook every 10 minutes.

I took a facebatical because my cousin started a Facebook group for her pet’s followers.

My facebatical is fake because I posted a picture of my breakfast.

A short vacation from Facebook that you take just to avoid your cousin’s endless posts about their new job.

My facebatical started when my cousin posted 20 pictures of their office.

I’m on a facebatical because my cousin’s new job is now on Facebook.

I took a facebatical because my cousin’s boss also joined Facebook.

When you quit Facebook for a little bit but still come back because you’re too selfish to let it go.

I’m on a facebatical because my mom’s Facebook group is too loud.

I took a facebatical because my brother posted 15 pictures of his new beard.

My facebatical is fake because I posted a comment on my uncle’s post.

When you stop using Facebook for a while but still come back because you’re too proud to admit you missed it.

I took a facebatical because I was too proud to admit I missed my aunt’s posts.

My facebatical is fake because I posted a picture of my dinner.

I’m on a facebatical but still check my feed every hour because I’m too proud to admit it.