FaceBangin'
When you're on Facebook like you're just chillin' but really you're tryin' to get every girl you know pregnant before they can even drive.
Posted 'Just eatin' pizza' but I'm really just tryin' to get my crush to text me.
My status is 'Nothin' much' but I'm really just tryin' to get my crush to notice me.
I'm online. I'm lookin'. I'm ready.