FaceBangin'

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When you post on Facebook like you're just chillin' but really you're tryin' to hook up with every girl you know and hope they get knocked up before they turn 16.

Just got done eatin' pizza. Bored. Might text my crush.

My status says 'Relaxing' but I'm actually plotting my next move.

I posted 'Chillin' with my buds' but I'm really just tryin' to avoid my mom.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're on Facebook like it's a dating app and you're tryin' to get every girl you know pregnant before they graduate.

Just posted a selfie. I'm cute. I know it.

My status is 'Feelin' good' but I'm really just tryin' to impress my crush.

I'm online. I'm looking. I'm ready.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're on Facebook like you're just hangin' out but really you're tryin' to get every girl you know knocked up before they get a job.

Just posted 'Feelin' bored' but I'm really just tryin' to get my crush to text me.

My status is 'Just chillin'' but I'm really just tryin' to get my crush to notice me.

I'm on Facebook. I'm lookin'. I'm ready.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're on Facebook like you're just chillin' but really you're tryin' to get every girl you know pregnant before they can even drive.

Posted 'Just eatin' pizza' but I'm really just tryin' to get my crush to text me.

My status is 'Nothin' much' but I'm really just tryin' to get my crush to notice me.

I'm online. I'm lookin'. I'm ready.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're on Facebook like it's a game and you're tryin' to get every girl you know knocked up before they even finish high school.

Just posted 'Just chillin'' but I'm really just tryin' to get my crush to text me.

My status is 'Nothin' much' but I'm really just tryin' to get my crush to notice me.

I'm on Facebook. I'm lookin'. I'm ready.

by Slangipedia 13d ago