FaceBangin'
When you're on Facebook like you're just hangin' out but really you're tryin' to get every girl you know knocked up before they get a job.
Just posted 'Feelin' bored' but I'm really just tryin' to get my crush to text me.
My status is 'Just chillin'' but I'm really just tryin' to get my crush to notice me.
I'm on Facebook. I'm lookin'. I'm ready.