faceball - Baseball, but instead of hitting a ball with a bat, you hit

Baseball, but instead of hitting a ball with a bat, you hit a face with a bat. It’s like baseball, but worse.

"I hit his face so hard, it looked like a pizza."

Lisa wrote, "He got hit in the face with a bat, and now he’s got a headache."

DM from Mike: "I used a bat to hit his face, and now he’s crying."