faceball

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A stupid game you play in the backyard with a rake, a nerf football, and a picnic bench. You can only play it if a Weller is there to make your life miserable.
"I’m not out, I’m just taking a break," said Jake, who was actually just hiding from the Weller.
"I got struck by a nerf ball and now my face looks like a melon," tweeted Sarah.
DM from Mike: "I’m not walking, I’m just being extra."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you use Facebook to look cool in front of people, but in real life you’d be too chicken to say anything.
"I posted 12 selfies and still got 3 likes," said Emily, who was still single.
John wrote, "This guy’s face looks like a raccoon, and I’m not even mad."
DM from Lisa: "You called me a ‘facedown’? I’m still mad about that."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A stupid sport where people throw giant exercise balls at each other like they’re trying to kill each other.
"I got hit in the face with a ball that was bigger than my head," said Tom.
Lisa posted, "That ball hit me so hard, I felt it in my teeth."
DM from Mark: "I threw the ball so hard, I might’ve broken my hand."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When guys take their saggy balls and use them to whack someone in the face like it’s a personal vendetta.
"He teabagged me and I still got 10 likes on my post," said Sarah.
John posted, "I got smacked so hard, my face looked like a pancake."
DM from Tom: "I teabagged him and he cried like a baby."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Baseball, but instead of hitting a ball with a bat, you hit a face with a bat. It’s like baseball, but worse.
"I hit his face so hard, it looked like a pizza."
Lisa wrote, "He got hit in the face with a bat, and now he’s got a headache."
DM from Mike: "I used a bat to hit his face, and now he’s crying."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person who posts every single thing on Facebook during the Super Bowl like they’re trying to make everyone else lose their minds.
"I posted 100 times during the Super Bowl and still got 2 likes," said Sarah.
John wrote, "This faceballer is louder than the game."
DM from Tom: "That faceballer is annoying me more than the commercials."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A normal baseball bat, but when it hits your face, it turns into a weapon of destruction.
"He hit me with a bat and now my face looks like a tomato."
Lisa posted, "That bat hit me so hard, I felt it in my ears."
DM from Mark: "He used a bat to hit me, and I cried like a baby."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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