facebalking
A person who stares at people on Facebook like they’re going to die, or someone who throws up on your face and says it was all part of the plan.
My facebalker friend stared at me for 10 minutes because I posted that I like tacos more than pizza.
I got facebalked by my brother because I posted that he’s the worst at video games.
My facebalker cousin threw up on me because I said his haircut was bad.