facebaiting
You post on someone’s wall when they’re offline just to get them to come online and talk, even though you barely know them and you’re just trying to flirt.
You comment, 'Hey, are you okay?', they come online and say, 'Why?', you say, 'I was worried.'
You write, 'You’ve been gone for days.', they come online and say, 'Why?', you say, 'I was bored.'
You say, 'I miss you.', they come online and say, 'Why?', you say, 'Because I’m lazy.'
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