facebaiting

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Posting some stupid Facebook status so vague it sounds like a bad dream, just to get your friends to ask what the hell it means.

"I'm feeling the vibes of the void...", nobody knows what that means but they all reply.

"The moon is watching me...", you're just tired and your coffee is cold.

"My life is a mystery...", your mom sends you a message asking if you're okay.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Putting out cryptic Facebook posts that mean nothing but are made to make your friends ask stupid questions just for fun.

"I've been waiting for this moment...", your friend asks, 'For what?'

"The silence speaks...", you reply, 'It’s not speaking, it’s just being annoying.'

"I’m lost in time...", your cousin asks if you need help with math.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Posting sad, vague status updates on Facebook because you're desperate for someone to feel bad for you and give you a high-five of sympathy.

"I’ve been through hell...", your friend says, 'You just missed your train.'

"My heart is broken...", your brother asks if you want pizza.

"I’ve failed...", your mom sends a message saying, 'So did I, once.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You post on Facebook just to get a specific person to react, and everyone else is like, 'What?' but that one person knows exactly what it’s about.

You post, 'I’m tired of this.', your friend says, 'That’s about your sister.', everyone else says, 'Why?.'

You write, 'It’s getting hot in here.', your crush replies, 'That’s about you.', your dad says, 'Turn on the AC.'

You type, 'I’m ready for a change.', your ex says, 'You’re always ready.', your brother says, 'That’s about your job.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You post something loud and stupid on Facebook just to get your friends mad, and you laugh while they argue in the comments.

You post, 'Your life is a joke.', your friend replies, 'You’re a joke.', your cousin says, 'That’s not true.'

You link a video saying, 'This is the worst thing ever.', your friend says, 'That’s your life.', your brother says, 'You’re being dramatic.'

You write, 'I hate everyone.', your mom says, 'That’s not true.', your friend says, 'That’s true.', your dog ignores you.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You post on someone’s wall when they’re offline just to get them to come online and talk, even though you barely know them and you’re just trying to flirt.

You comment, 'Hey, are you okay?', they come online and say, 'Why?', you say, 'I was worried.'

You write, 'You’ve been gone for days.', they come online and say, 'Why?', you say, 'I was bored.'

You say, 'I miss you.', they come online and say, 'Why?', you say, 'Because I’m lazy.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You go to a party just to be near a celebrity so you can look cool in a photo that might end up in a magazine, even though you don’t really care about the celebrity or the magazine.

You go to the party, take a photo with a celebrity, and post it on Instagram like you’re famous.

You stand in the corner, trying to look cool, while the celebrity is busy talking to someone else.

You take a selfie with a celebrity, and the next day, you’re like, 'I was there.', your friend says, 'So was I.', you say, 'But I was in the photo.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago