facearm
When you slap your face so hard it feels like you’re giving it a divorce, then drag your whole head down your arms like you’re trying to hide from your own life.
My math test was a disaster. I did the facearm so hard my elbow started sweating.
When my boss yelled at me for forgetting the coffee, I did the facearm and my hair got messed up.
I saw my ex with a new girl and did the facearm so hard my phone fell out of my pocket.