facearm

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When you slap your face so hard it feels like you’re giving it a divorce, then drag your whole head down your arms like you’re trying to hide from your own life.

My math test was a disaster. I did the facearm so hard my elbow started sweating.

When my boss yelled at me for forgetting the coffee, I did the facearm and my hair got messed up.

I saw my ex with a new girl and did the facearm so hard my phone fell out of my pocket.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A facearm is when you hit your face like it betrayed you, then slide your head down your arms like you’re escaping a bad relationship.

I saw my dog eat my homework. I did the facearm and my face turned red.

When my friend told me he broke up with my sister, I did the facearm and my elbow got sore.

My teacher gave me a zero. I did the facearm so hard I almost cried.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You hit your face so hard it makes noise, then you drag your head down your arms like you're avoiding a problem you don’t want to face.

I failed my science test. I did the facearm and my face felt like it was on fire.

When I found out my mom forgot my birthday, I did the facearm and my arm got numb.

I saw my crush with someone else. I did the facearm so hard my face turned purple.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You punch your face like it owes you money, then slide your head down your arms like you’re trying to escape from reality.

I got a D on my history test. I did the facearm and my face felt like it was going to pop.

When I lost my phone, I did the facearm and my elbow got sore.

I saw my friend eat my sandwich. I did the facearm and my face turned red.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You hit your face so hard it feels like you're fighting it, then you drag your head down your arms like you're running from a problem you don’t want to solve.

My dog ate my lunch. I did the facearm and my face felt like it was bruised.

When my sister broke my favorite toy, I did the facearm and my arm got numb.

I failed my math quiz. I did the facearm and my face turned purple.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You slap your face like it’s your enemy, then you drag your head down your arms like you're hiding from the world.

When I found out my dog ate my homework, I did the facearm and my face turned red.

I got a zero on my science test. I did the facearm and my elbow got sore.

When I saw my crush with someone else, I did the facearm and my face felt like it was on fire.

by Slangipedia 5d ago