facearm - A facearm is when you hit your face like it betrayed you, th

A facearm is when you hit your face like it betrayed you, then slide your head down your arms like you’re escaping a bad relationship.

I saw my dog eat my homework. I did the facearm and my face turned red.

When my friend told me he broke up with my sister, I did the facearm and my elbow got sore.

My teacher gave me a zero. I did the facearm so hard I almost cried.