face your shut
put your wife in a discount outfit and make her post it online with a fish in the background
Your wife wore a $5 dress and a fish costume. She posted it with the caption 'My husband is broke.'
Your wife wore a fake necklace and a fish. She posted it and said, 'I look like a seafood buffet.'
Your wife wore a knockoff suit and a fish. She posted it with the caption 'I married a fisherman.'