face your shut

Your mom just yelled at you for 10 minutes. You shut your face backwards and threw a snack at the TV.

Your dog barked at you for 2 hours. You shut your face backwards and bit the mailman.

Your teacher told you to be quiet. You shut your face backwards and drew on the desk with a pen.

Your wife wore a $5 dress and a fish costume. She posted it with the caption 'My husband is broke.'

Your wife wore a fake necklace and a fish. She posted it and said, 'I look like a seafood buffet.'

Your wife wore a knockoff suit and a fish. She posted it with the caption 'I married a fisherman.'