Face vs. Physics - You get hit in the face, and if you take the hit with pride,

You get hit in the face, and if you take the hit with pride, you win. If you cry or run away, you lose. It’s like a face-off with a madman.

He got hit by a chicken and stayed strong. He won.

I got hit by a pie and ran. I lost.

She got hit by a cake and laughed. She was awesome.