Face vs. Physics

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When something smacks your face like a angry duck, you win if you take the hit like a champ, you lose if you whine like a baby.

I got hit by a volleyball and stayed silent. I won.

He got hit by a taco and screamed like a girl. He lost.

She got hit by a pizza and cried. Classic loss.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You get hit in the face, and if you take it like a boss, you win. If you cry or yell, you lose. It's like a battle, but with food and rage.

I got hit by a burger and said nothing. I ruled.

He got hit by a pie and yelled. He got crushed.

She got hit by a sandwich and cried. Total disgrace.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

If something hits your face and you don't flinch, you're a hero. If you yell or scream, you're a disgrace. It's like a test of manhood, but with flying objects.

He got hit by a cake and stayed cool. Hero status.

I got hit by a hot dog and screamed. Total failure.

She got hit by a donut and laughed. She's a legend.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You get hit in the face, and if you take the hit with pride, you win. If you cry or run away, you lose. It’s like a face-off with a madman.

He got hit by a chicken and stayed strong. He won.

I got hit by a pie and ran. I lost.

She got hit by a cake and laughed. She was awesome.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Getting hit in the face is a battle. If you take it like a man, you win. If you whine or cry, you lose. It’s like a face-to-face war with a flying object.

I got hit by a pizza and stood tall. I won.

He got hit by a taco and cried. He lost.

She got hit by a burger and laughed. She was the best.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You get hit in the face, and if you stay tough, you win. If you whine or cry, you lose. It's like a fight, but with more food and less sense.

He got hit by a cake and stayed strong. He won.

I got hit by a pie and cried. Total disaster.

She got hit by a hot dog and laughed. She was a legend.

by Slangipedia 14d ago