face virginity - Getting face time means you’ve met Donnie Wahlberg. If not,

Getting face time means you’ve met Donnie Wahlberg. If not, you’re still a face virgin.

I got face time with Donnie Wahlberg. I’m not a face virgin anymore.

Still face virgin? You’ve never met Donnie Wahlberg. Sad.

I didn’t get face time. I’m still a face virgin. I’m doomed.