face virginity

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The first time you lock lips with someone. It’s like virginity, but you’re using your face instead of your butt.

My face virginity was a disaster. He smelled like pizza and regret.

I kissed my crush, and it felt like I’d died and gone to heaven, or maybe just a really bad cafeteria.

First kiss? More like first face-palm.

When you haven’t kissed anyone yet, and your face is still clueless and innocent.

My face virginity is still intact. I’ve never been kissed, and I don’t plan on it.

I’m a face virgin. My face hasn’t been touched by love, or by anyone who knows what love is.

Still face virgin? You must’ve never had a real kiss.

A girl who’s been dating someone for a month and still won’t kiss them. She’s got more pride than a unicorn.

She’s been dating me for a month and still won’t kiss me. I’m face-virgin for life.

My girl is a face virgin. I asked her to kiss me, and she said, ‘Nope. I’ve got standards.’

I’ve been dating her for a month and she still won’t kiss me. I’m basically a face virgin.

When a girl’s face hasn’t been eaten out yet. It’s like being a virgin, but for your face.

I’m still a face virgin. My face hasn’t been eaten out yet. I’m still waiting.

He tried to eat my face out, but I’m still a face virgin. He failed.

Face virgin? Yeah, I haven’t been eaten out yet. Still got my face.

Getting face time means you’ve met Donnie Wahlberg. If not, you’re still a face virgin.

I got face time with Donnie Wahlberg. I’m not a face virgin anymore.

Still face virgin? You’ve never met Donnie Wahlberg. Sad.

I didn’t get face time. I’m still a face virgin. I’m doomed.

A face virgin is someone who looks too pure to be touched. They’re like a baby who hasn’t been kissed by a monster yet.

She’s a face virgin. Her face is so pure, it could start a religion.

He’s a face virgin. I’ve never seen someone so innocent in my life.

She’s a face virgin. I tried to kiss her, and she looked like she was about to cry.