face vindication
You find your old crush online, they’re ugly now, and you don’t even bother to friend them because you know you’re still the bomb and they’re just a sad version of themselves.
You see your ex on Facebook. They’re fat and bald. You laugh and don’t even say hi.
You check your crush’s profile. They look like they’ve been living in a cave. You laugh and block them.
Your old crush is on Facebook and they look like a ghost. You laugh and don’t even reply to their message.