face vindication

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You see your ex-crush on Facebook and realize they’re a total mess now, so you laugh in their face and don’t even bother to friend them because you’re still hot and they’re not.
You see your ex on Facebook and think, 'Wow, they look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.' You laugh and block them.
You see your old crush and think, 'They’re a walking disaster.' You don’t even send a message. You just laugh.
You log on to Facebook and see your old crush. They look like they’ve been living in a dumpster. You laugh and leave them hanging.
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You find your old crush online, they’re ugly now, and you don’t even bother to friend them because you know you’re still the bomb and they’re just a sad version of themselves.
You see your ex on Facebook. They’re fat and bald. You laugh and don’t even say hi.
You check your crush’s profile. They look like they’ve been living in a cave. You laugh and block them.
Your old crush is on Facebook and they look like a ghost. You laugh and don’t even reply to their message.
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You find your old crush on Facebook, they’re a disaster now, and you’re like, 'I’m still hot, and they’re not even close.' You laugh and don’t even friend them.
Your old crush is on Facebook. They look like they’ve been hit by a truck. You laugh and don’t even reply.
You find your ex on Facebook. They look like they’ve been living in a trash can. You laugh and block them.
You see your old crush and they look like a zombie. You laugh and don’t even send a message.
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