face vagina - when you get a cd stuck in your vagina and a cd player up yo

when you get a cd stuck in your vagina and a cd player up your ass while wearing armor like a total idiot

I got a CD stuck in my vag and a CD player up my butt during a battle, and I looked like a total idiot.

That substitute teacher had a CD player in her ass and a CD in her vagina.

I wore armor like a fool while trying to fight a CD player.