Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a woman's mouth but it's also the mouth of a beast that wants to eat your soul

My ex's mouth was so big, I thought it was a portal to hell.

She kissed me like I was her last meal.

Her mouth looked like it could swallow a whole pizza and still be hungry.

2

when you get a cd stuck in your vagina and a cd player up your ass while wearing armor like a total idiot

I got a CD stuck in my vag and a CD player up my butt during a battle, and I looked like a total idiot.

That substitute teacher had a CD player in her ass and a CD in her vagina.

I wore armor like a fool while trying to fight a CD player.

3

making a V with your fingers over your eyes and calling your office buddy a Vagina Face like you're some kind of wizard

I made a V over my eyes and called my office buddy a Vagina Face like I was a wizard.

My coworker made a V and called me a Vagina Face in the break room.

I did the V sign and told my friend he was a Vagina Face during lunch.

4

when your face looks like a vagina with hair, big lips, and a tiny clitoris made of pimples

My face looked like a hairy, pimpley vagina with big lips.

He had a face that looked like a vagina with a clitoris made of zits.

Her face was so ugly, it looked like a vagina with a bad skincare routine.

5

when someone's face looks like a vagina, and it's so bad, two kids made up a whole word for it

My bus driver's face looked like a vagina with a mustache.

That substitute teacher's face looked like a vagina with a bad skin day.

My friend's face looked like a vagina with a middle finger.

6

a dirty way to say female, like you're calling someone a dirty word in front of their mom

He called me a Vagina Face in front of my mom like I was a dirty kid.

My sister called me a Vagina Face and my mom got mad.

He called his teacher a Vagina Face and got detention.

7

another word for cunt, like you're talking to your friend in the bathroom and being extra rude

She called me a Vagina Face in the bathroom like I was her worst enemy.

My friend called me a Vagina Face while I was peeing.

He called me a Vagina Face and I threw a paper towel at him.