face to crotch correlation
A doctor who can tell if a person is a ladyboy or a real lady just by looking at their face and crotch. They might even guess how many men have f***ed them and where they're from.
The doc looked at my face and crotch and said, 'You've been f***ed by 10 men and you're from Bangkok.'
My friend walked in, and the doctor said, 'You're a real lady from Chiang Mai. You've never been f***ed.'
I walked in and the doctor said, 'You're a ladyboy from Pattaya. You’ve been f***ed by 50 men.'