face to crotch correlation

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 4d ago · 3 definitions

1
A doctor who sees so many naked people that they can tell if a person is a ladyboy or a real lady just by looking at their face and crotch. They can even guess if a ladyboy is from Thailand and has the stamina of a thousand trannies.
The doc looked at my face and my crotch and said, 'You're a Thai tranny with a heart of gold and a crotch of steel.'
My friend walked in, and the doctor yelled, 'That’s a real lady! No crotch hair, no heart of gold!'
The doctor saw my face and said, 'You’re a ladyboy. You’ve got the crotch of a warrior and the face of a sinner.'
2
When a doctor gets so used to seeing ladies and ladyboys that they can spot a fake ladyboy by just looking at their face and crotch. They might even tell you where you're from and how much you've been f***ed.
The doctor looked at my face and crotch and said, 'You're a fake ladyboy. You've been f***ed by a man from Bangkok.'
My friend walked in and the doc said, 'You're a real lady from Chiang Mai. You've never been f***ed by a man.'
I walked in and the doc said, 'You're a ladyboy from Pattaya. You've been f***ed by a thousand men.'
3
A doctor who can tell if a person is a ladyboy or a real lady just by looking at their face and crotch. They might even guess how many men have f***ed them and where they're from.
The doc looked at my face and crotch and said, 'You've been f***ed by 10 men and you're from Bangkok.'
My friend walked in, and the doctor said, 'You're a real lady from Chiang Mai. You've never been f***ed.'
I walked in and the doctor said, 'You're a ladyboy from Pattaya. You’ve been f***ed by 50 men.'
xs