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A doctor who sees so many naked people that they can tell if a person is a ladyboy or a real lady just by looking at their face and crotch. They can even guess if a ladyboy is from Thailand and has the stamina of a thousand trannies.
The doc looked at my face and my crotch and said, 'You're a Thai tranny with a heart of gold and a crotch of steel.'
My friend walked in, and the doctor yelled, 'That’s a real lady! No crotch hair, no heart of gold!'
The doctor saw my face and said, 'You’re a ladyboy. You’ve got the crotch of a warrior and the face of a sinner.'