Face Tits Ass Scale
The FTA scale is like a beauty contest for girls, but instead of prizes, you get insults and bragging rights. Each part, face, tits, ass, gets 10 points. If you’re ugly, you get a zero and a middle finger.
My cousin got a 3 on the FTA scale. She looked like she just woke up from a hungover nap.
I gave my ex a 2. She had a face like a used tissue and a body like a deflated balloon.
My teacher gave me a 10 on the FTA scale. I guess I’m the class whore now.