Face Tits Ass Scale

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The FTA scale is like a beauty contest for girls, but instead of prizes, you get insults and bragging rights. Each part, face, tits, ass, gets 10 points. If you’re ugly, you get a zero and a middle finger.

My cousin got a 3 on the FTA scale. She looked like she just woke up from a hungover nap.

I gave my ex a 2. She had a face like a used tissue and a body like a deflated balloon.

My teacher gave me a 10 on the FTA scale. I guess I’m the class whore now.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The FTA scale is the stupid way guys rank girls by how hot they look. Face, tits, ass, each gets 10 points. If you score low, you’re not just ugly, you’re a disgrace.

My friend scored a 5 on the FTA scale. He said her face looked like a raccoon got hit by a pizza truck.

I gave my crush a 9. She had a face like a angel and a body like a goddess.

My mom got a 1 on the FTA scale. She said I was born in a dumpster.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The FTA scale is the dumbest thing ever. You rate girls by their face, tits, and ass. Each gets 10 points. If you’re bad at it, you might get called a meatball.

I gave my brother’s girlfriend a 7. She looked like a walking perfume ad.

My dog got a 2 on the FTA scale. He has a face like a sad potato.

My neighbor got a 10 on the FTA scale. I think she’s a god.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The FTA scale is when guys try to be fancy by rating girls like they’re on a show. Face, tits, ass, each gets 10 points. If you’re bad at it, you get roasted.

I gave my friend’s mom a 4 on the FTA scale. She looked like a tired potato.

My crush got a 10. She’s got a face like a goddess and a body like a dream.

I scored a 3 on the FTA scale. My face looked like it had been hit by a raccoon.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The FTA scale is when guys act like they’re judges in a hotness competition. Face, tits, ass, each gets 10 points. If you fail, you’re not just ugly, you’re a disappointment.

I gave my crush a 9. She’s got a face like a angel and a body like a walking dream.

My dad got a 2 on the FTA scale. He looked like he just ate a whole pizza and cried.

My friend got a 10 on the FTA scale. He said she’s a goddess with a body like a statue.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The FTA scale is the stupid way guys try to impress their friends by rating girls. Face, tits, ass, each gets 10 points. If you get a low score, you’re just a sad meatball.

I gave my crush a 10. She has a face like a angel and a body like a dream.

My brother got a 3 on the FTA scale. He looked like a sad meatball.

I gave my teacher a 5. She had a face like a tired potato.

by Slangipedia 13d ago