face-tit
A not-so-nice way to call your spouse. You use it when you’re mad or bored.
I called my wife a stupid face-tit. She said, ‘You’re a stupid face-tit too.’
My husband said I was a face-tit. I said, ‘You’re a face-tit.’
I called my girlfriend a face-tit. She said, ‘You’re a face-tit.’