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When a lazy butt sitting down is eye level with a hot girl’s boobs standing there showing off.

My cousin’s face was level with my sister’s boob. I almost puked.

That guy’s face was right at my boob level. I felt like I was gonna scream.

My friend’s face was eye level with the girl’s boob. I said, ‘Bro, you’re a walking face-tit disaster.’

A stupid rating system that judges girls by how hot their face, tits, and butt are. Everyone uses it to pick the best-looking girl.

I gave her an 8 on the FTA scale. She said, ‘I’m not even mad.’

That girl got a 10 on the FTA scale. I said, ‘She’s the best.’

I gave him a 2 on the FTA scale. He said, ‘You’re a fat ugly loser.’

A girl who looks like a guy. Like, she’s got a guy’s face and body but acts like a girl.

My friend’s a MFTS. She looks like a guy but still wears skirts.

That girl is a MFTS. I thought she was my brother.

I said, ‘You’re a MFTS,’ and she said, ‘I’m not a guy, I’m a woman.’

A not-so-nice way to call your spouse. You use it when you’re mad or bored.

I called my wife a stupid face-tit. She said, ‘You’re a stupid face-tit too.’

My husband said I was a face-tit. I said, ‘You’re a face-tit.’

I called my girlfriend a face-tit. She said, ‘You’re a face-tit.’

When someone is so angry they yell out a whole string of stupid curses with face and tits in it.

He yelled, ‘Stupid face-tit jerk ass!’ when his phone died.

She screamed, ‘Stupid face-tit ass jerk!’ because her coffee was cold.

He yelled, ‘Stupid face-tit jerk ass!’ when his dog peed on his shoe.

A stupid word I use all the time. It means someone is acting like they’re brainless.

He’s a face-tit. He forgot his own name.

She’s a face-tit. She can’t count to 10.

He’s a face-tit. He spilled his drink on his shirt.