Face Time Virgin
A Face Time Virgin is someone who hasn’t been blessed by Donnie Wahlberg’s face in real life. You’re not special until he looks you in the eye and says your name like you’re a celebrity.
I still haven’t seen Donnie. I’m just a Face Time Virgin forever.
My friend got Face Time and I got left out. I’m still a virgin.
I took a selfie with Donnie. I’m not a Face Time Virgin anymore.