Face Time Virgin

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A Face Time Virgin is someone who hasn’t been blessed by Donnie Wahlberg’s face in real life. You’re not special until he looks you in the eye and says your name like you’re a celebrity.

I still haven’t seen Donnie. I’m just a Face Time Virgin forever.

My friend got Face Time and I got left out. I’m still a virgin.

I took a selfie with Donnie. I’m not a Face Time Virgin anymore.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Face Time Virgin is someone who’s never had their face touched by Donnie Wahlberg. It’s like being rejected by a god.

I tried to get Face Time but he didn’t even look at me.

I got Face Time and my friend was just a Face Time Virgin.

I’m still a virgin because I didn’t get to meet Donnie.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

If you haven’t been given Face Time by Donnie Wahlberg, you’re a Face Time Virgin. It’s the worst kind of fan failure.

I’m still a Face Time Virgin because I missed the concert.

My brother got Face Time and I just got a text saying I was a virgin.

I asked for Face Time and he said no. I’m a virgin forever.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Face Time Virgin is someone who hasn’t been kissed by Donnie Wahlberg’s face. It’s like being stuck in the middle of a meme and not getting a like.

I’m still a virgin because I didn’t get to meet Donnie.

I got Face Time and my friend was still a virgin.

I tried to get Face Time but he just ignored me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Face Time Virgin is someone who hasn’t been blessed by Donnie Wahlberg’s face. It’s the worst kind of fan life.

I’m still a Face Time Virgin because I missed the concert.

I got Face Time and my friend was still a virgin.

I asked for Face Time and he said no. I’m a virgin forever.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

If you haven’t been given Face Time by Donnie Wahlberg, you’re a Face Time Virgin. It’s like being a fan and not even getting a text from your idol.

I still haven’t seen Donnie. I’m just a Face Time Virgin forever.

My friend got Face Time and I got left out. I’m still a virgin.

I took a selfie with Donnie. I’m not a Face Time Virgin anymore.

by Slangipedia 13d ago