Face taco
A taco you don’t eat, you rub it on your face like you’re trying to make your skin look like a taco. It’s also what your mouth looks like when you’re confused.
I did a face taco and now my face smells like salsa.
My sister face taco’d me and now I look like a messy taco.
My dog tried to face taco me and now he’s covered in cheese.