Face taco

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When you slap a wet vag on some guy's face so hard it feels like he just got hit by a meatball from the deep fryer. It’s a prank for lazy men and a last-ditch effort when you’re being chased by a feral cat.

My cousin did this to my uncle and he still hasn’t forgiven him.

I face taco’d my boss and now he thinks I’m a beast.

I did it to my crush and now he’s either a beast or a coward.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A taco you don’t eat, you rub it on your face like you’re trying to make your skin look like a taco. It’s also what your mouth looks like when you’re confused.

I did a face taco and now my face smells like salsa.

My sister face taco’d me and now I look like a messy taco.

My dog tried to face taco me and now he’s covered in cheese.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A face taco head is a brainless meatball who does things without thinking, like face taco-ing someone who’s not even mad.

My little brother is a face taco head and he face taco’d my mom while she was cooking.

My friend is a face taco head and he face taco’d a teacher during class.

I’m a face taco head and I face taco’d my dog just for fun.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When it’s so cold you wrap a blanket around your face and your nose is the only thing breathing, like you’re trying to hide from the world.

It was so cold I did a face taco and my nose was the only thing alive.

I face taco’d myself and now I look like a sleepy taco.

My friend did a face taco and now he can’t feel his cheeks.

by Slangipedia 13d ago