Face-sted - You're so pathetic you get so wasted you forget your own fac

You're so pathetic you get so wasted you forget your own face and just stare at Facebook like it's your best friend.

I FaceSted and my best friend texted me: 'Are you alive or just drunk?' #facested

I FaceSted because my ex blocked me and I cried into my cereal. #facested

I FaceSted and my brother walked in and asked if I was a ghost. #facested