Face-sted

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When you're so sad and empty, you drink until you're drunk and just stare at your Facebook like it's your last hope.

I logged on to Facebook at 2 AM and cried into my pizza. #FaceSted

My ex posted a picture of their new dog and I chugged a whole bottle of wine. #FaceSted

I'm FaceSted because my mom texted me and said I look like a sad raccoon.

You're so alone and desperate, you get so wasted you don't even notice your face is melting.

I FaceSted so hard my face looked like a melted crayon box. #facested

I FaceSted because my cat left me for a plant. #facested

I FaceSted and my mom called me to ask if I was dead.

When you're so lonely, you drink until your brain short-circuits and your face looks like a disaster.

I FaceSted because my dog died and I couldn't afford a therapist. #facested

I FaceSted and my friend texted me: 'Are you alive?' #facested

I FaceSted so hard my face looked like a broken toaster. #facested

You're so pathetic you get so wasted you forget your own face and just stare at Facebook like it's your best friend.

I FaceSted and my best friend texted me: 'Are you alive or just drunk?' #facested

I FaceSted because my ex blocked me and I cried into my cereal. #facested

I FaceSted and my brother walked in and asked if I was a ghost. #facested

When you're so sad you drink until you're wasted and your face looks like it got hit by a truck and your brain is in the gutter.

I FaceSted because my job got fired and I cried into my soup. #facested

I FaceSted and my dad texted me: 'Are you alive or just drunk?' #facested

I FaceSted so hard my face looked like a pancake. #facested