face split - Getting absolutely wasted, the state of being so messed up y

Getting absolutely wasted, the state of being so messed up you don’t know your own name.

I face split so hard I tried to text my mom and typed 'mom im a penguin' and my mom replied 'you are not a penguin' and I cried

At the party I face split so much I tried to dance and fell into a punch bowl

My face split so bad I woke up thinking I was a chicken and my dog tried to eat me