face split

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Getting absolutely wasted, the state of being so messed up you don’t know your own name.

I face split so hard I tried to text my mom and typed 'mom im a penguin' and my mom replied 'you are not a penguin' and I cried

At the party I face split so much I tried to dance and fell into a punch bowl

My face split so bad I woke up thinking I was a chicken and my dog tried to eat me

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A deadly diving disaster that happened in Spain way back in 2009, when a brother got his face split open and died in the hospital after turning the water red with his blood.

That brother got his face split so bad he looked like a tomato that got hit by a car

The brother who survived the face split said it was the worst thing he ever saw

The brother who died from the face split is now haunting the beach in Spain

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A woman’s crotch area, but the worst kind, like when you’ve been shaving and it feels like your skin is on fire.

My face split was so bad after shaving I looked like a raccoon that got hit by a blender

After my face split I tried to sit down and it felt like I had 1000 needles in my crotch

My face split was so bad I cried and my dog felt bad for me

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A woman’s crotch three days after shaving, when it’s still raw and feels like it’s been burned by a flamingo.

My face split looked like a piece of meat that got thrown into a blender

After my face split, I couldn’t walk for three days and my dog laughed at me

My face split was so bad my dog asked me if I was a tomato that got hit by a car

by Slangipedia 3d ago