face split - A woman’s crotch area, but the worst kind, like when you’ve

A woman’s crotch area, but the worst kind, like when you’ve been shaving and it feels like your skin is on fire.

My face split was so bad after shaving I looked like a raccoon that got hit by a blender

After my face split I tried to sit down and it felt like I had 1000 needles in my crotch

My face split was so bad I cried and my dog felt bad for me