Face Spiders
Tiny, annoying bugs that live on your face and in your hair. You can’t see them, but you can feel them. They’re like the worst roommates ever.
I have face spiders. They’re tiny, they’re annoying, and they live on my face. They’re the worst.
She told me she had face spiders. I asked if they were on her face, and she said yes. I ran away.
He had face spiders. He said they were in his hair, and he started picking at his head like it was on fire.