Face Spiders

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A face so bad it looks like it was run over by a truck and then left outside in the rain for a week. Used to call someone old, ugly, or both.
Your grandma’s face looks like a spider face. I swear she’s been dead for two years.
That guy from the bar looked like a spider face. I think he was a spider face before he was a guy.
My dog’s face is a spider face. I think he’s trying to tell me he’s mad at me.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you’re so high you think bugs are crawling on your face, even though they’re not there. It’s like your brain is on fire and it’s making up stuff.
I was so high I thought my face had spiders on it. It was a face spider nightmare.
She was tripping so hard she thought her face was full of spiders. I just laughed and took her to the ER.
He was high enough to think his face was being eaten by spiders. He started screaming and ran out of the house.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Tiny, annoying bugs that live on your face and in your hair. You can’t see them, but you can feel them. They’re like the worst roommates ever.
I have face spiders. They’re tiny, they’re annoying, and they live on my face. They’re the worst.
She told me she had face spiders. I asked if they were on her face, and she said yes. I ran away.
He had face spiders. He said they were in his hair, and he started picking at his head like it was on fire.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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