Face-sense
The art of seeing a Facebook post and not screaming into the void. It's like having a brain and a sense of humor.
My uncle posted a rant about his job. I said, 'You still have a job.'
My friend posted a 12-paragraph rant about his life. I replied, 'You're still alive.'
My brother posted a photo of his dog wearing a shirt. I said, 'That dog is trying to be cool.'