My sister went to Las Vegas and came back with a face that looked like she had been crying for a week. She said she lost all her money and had to eat pizza for three days straight.

My dad went to the beach for two weeks and came back with a face that looked like it had been sandblasted. He said he ate too much seafood.

My neighbor went on a hiking trip and came back with a face like a dog who got hit by a car. He said he got sunburned and forgot to bring his face cream.