face scrawn

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This happens when someone vanishes for three weeks and comes back looking like a raccoon got into their face and laughed at them. Their body might still be okay, but their face is a mess.
My cousin went to Bali and came back looking like a ghost. I asked him what happened, and he said, 'I ate a lot of durian.'
My friend went to the mountains and came back with a face like a potato. He said he got lost and ate moss for breakfast.
My brother went on a road trip and came back with a face that looked like it had been through a blender. He said, 'I forgot to pack my snacks.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Face scrawn is when someone goes on a trip and comes back with a face like a zombie who just got hit by a truck. The rest of them might still be decent.
My sister went to Las Vegas and came back with a face that looked like she had been crying for a week. She said she lost all her money and had to eat pizza for three days straight.
My dad went to the beach for two weeks and came back with a face that looked like it had been sandblasted. He said he ate too much seafood.
My neighbor went on a hiking trip and came back with a face like a dog who got hit by a car. He said he got sunburned and forgot to bring his face cream.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Face scrawn is when someone disappears for three weeks and comes back looking like they got run over by a truck and then laughed at. The rest of them might still be okay.
My friend went to a music festival and came back with a face that looked like it had been through a war. He said he ate too much fried chicken and forgot to brush his teeth.
My cousin went on a road trip and came back with a face that looked like it had been dipped in glue. She said she got lost and had to eat snacks for three days.
My brother went to a remote cabin and came back with a face that looked like it had been hit by a monster. He said he got scared and ate too much pizza.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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