Face-Sad - When you get the sudden urge to poop so bad it feels like yo

When you get the sudden urge to poop so bad it feels like your soul is being dragged out of you. You’re too sad to laugh or even talk.

I had to go poop and I cried in the hallway.

I ate spicy wings and I face-sad’d in the bathroom.

I drank coffee and I went to the toilet like my life depended on it.