Face-Sad

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When you look at Facebook and everyone is laughing and having fun while you're at home eating chips and crying into your phone like a broken toaster.
Just saw my ex at the park with her new dog and I cried into my pizza.
My cousin posted a vacation photo and I texted him: 'You're having fun and I'm having a pity party.'
I saw a group chat with all my friends and I sent a message: 'I'm sad, I'm sad, I'm sad.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When something bad happens to you and it hits you like a truck while you're eating a taco.
My dog ate my homework and I screamed into the void.
My mom yelled at me and I threw my sandwich at the wall.
I failed my math test and I cried in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A sad face is when you make a face like a grumpy goblin while typing on your phone. It can mean you're slightly sad or you're absolutely destroyed.
I got a C on my test and typed ':(' like I was dying.
My crush ignored my DM and I face-sad'd for 10 minutes.
My dad said I couldn't go to the concert and I made a face so sad it could've cried for me.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Sad Face is a girl who’s from a fancy suburb, has brown hair, and is always trying to be perfect. She goes to fancy schools and thinks she’s the best thing since pizza.
She posted 10 selfies and I sent her a message: 'You’re overrated.'
She got into college and I cried in my cereal.
She texted me and I said, 'You’re just a Sad Face.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you get the sudden urge to poop so bad it feels like your soul is being dragged out of you. You’re too sad to laugh or even talk.
I had to go poop and I cried in the hallway.
I ate spicy wings and I face-sad’d in the bathroom.
I drank coffee and I went to the toilet like my life depended on it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you’re sad but you’re too lazy or too cool to show it. You just sit there like a sad robot.
My crush broke up with me and I just stared at my phone like a robot.
My dog died and I didn’t cry. I just sat there.
My mom yelled at me and I didn’t even blink.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A girl who gets beaten up by her family or some random person and is too sad to even care. She’ll do anything for food or respect.
She got beaten up by her brother and I sent her a message: 'You’re a Sad Face.'
She got hit by her dad and she said, 'Just give me a sandwich.'
She was beaten up and she cried in the corner like a broken toy.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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