Face Rock
When someone says something so embarrassing, their face looks like it just got publicly humiliated by a goat.
My friend said 'I love your pants' to my dog, and his face looked like it just got fired by a goat.
My cousin said 'I eat cereal for dinner,' and his face looked like it just got a standing ovation from a goat.
My teacher said 'I once cried in a sock,' and her face looked like it just got a new life.
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